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heterosect marriage

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.
Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.
by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020
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great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Marriaged

What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”
by Branflavin October 28, 2019
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nibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.
My nibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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great-grandnibling-by-marriage

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage is a good person.
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.
In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
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