One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.
Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.
by Lar January 6, 2006

Why were you late for work today?
I was on my computer for 3 hours myspaceing out, and then i looked at the time at the bottom right and rushed to work.
I was on my computer for 3 hours myspaceing out, and then i looked at the time at the bottom right and rushed to work.
by Quink December 13, 2005

One who has managed to escape the clutches of myspace, and deleted their account, having finally realised that myspace is responsible for the state of the world today.
by Phil Murray December 20, 2006

A fight that myspace has become the battlefield. People fighting one can be gambling with their reputations.
by Papoosenigga August 15, 2006

a zombie of mind when being on myspace for more than one hour or when people quit talking and/or replying to messages and comments
Chick: Man, I was in a myspace-coma for 2 hours last night!
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
by Cassoroni n cheese! March 7, 2008

When you leave myspace for at least one week, which is relatively long for myspace frustrated bastard.
by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008

" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking"
by maggielivesindenver January 11, 2009
