Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

cop lock

The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.

Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?

Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.

by skidd1 November 7, 2010

Tug Locker

A part of the short-term memory where images of attractive people you've recently seen or briefly met reside. This provides mental fuel for masturbation in the future.

Guy #1: Man, did you see that hottie that just asked me for a light?
Guy #2: One more for the Tug Locker.

by Cynicanadian August 29, 2012

grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.

Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.

by Glenalogy March 20, 2014

spice lock

When shit is so spicy you stop moving and pray for it to be over.

Son, that hot sauce was so spicy I was in spice lock.

by gitsMuhTurtz October 24, 2015

Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.

Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"

by cheese tips March 22, 2017

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017