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lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.
so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.
by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
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Lizard

Someone who acts like a knob or shows off their military uniform used commonly by british people on social media to label people who act like knows in their kit
Oh have you seen this air cadet they are such a lizard
by Melon musk January 26, 2022
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Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.
by Zoskian May 14, 2018
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ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
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Tasky Lizard

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA23 May 28, 2021
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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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