You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Jet Link

Yes fuck evil shim in his stupid face

An example? last night is a good one

by stanislaus June 05, 2004

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips October 29, 2015

wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 09, 2021

Oopsie Link

A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”

IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”

by graveyardqueen May 26, 2021

Throw a link

Someone that wants to fight you or met up with you

Friend : your ugly and fat so stfu
Other Friend : okay then, throw a link then

by badgirlkayy September 20, 2016

Schneaky link

It’s not just a low key “sexual encounter”, it’s a nobody even know, we know each other. When we see each we don’t know each other.

I have schneaky link nobody will ever know existed.

by SomethingSavage January 06, 2021