lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

Lagging

When your on the computer and you have "good" internet connection and it randomly starts going slow

OMFG DUDE, My computer is lagging again!

by vampirezeke June 9, 2018

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

Lag

A girl/guy that takes forever to text or respond back.

I can’t talk to Marie anymore she’s a lag.

by _McBeefi_ November 21, 2019

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018