Kyle

Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!

Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"

Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*

by Linked Carts June 4, 2019

Kyle

Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"

"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle

by Big Chillin June 4, 2020

Kylee

Kylee is a hot beautiful,nice,and smart girl.she use to have a bad life but know she has amazing life. Sometimes she thinks she is ugly,fat,trash,loser,and a bitch but than that change she got popular and had a boyfriend. Every time there is drama she ends the drama. When anyone Argus with Kylee she will shut you up. She trys so hard to have good grades.Kylee will get married and adopt or have kids.Also Kylee sometimes where makeup not all the time and Kylee has nice brown hair ,and light blue pretty eyes.

Kylee is beautiful in any sort of way❤️❤️❤️.

by Kc loves candy October 31, 2019

kyle

a kyle kinda thing.

omg i screamed so loud moaning is anybody in the house?!

kyle - "yeah my mom "

by the best biking kyle October 25, 2019

Kylee

The 1 of 2 kylees at your school that the writer might or might not like

Shit that’s a kylee

by Red Jesus May 20, 2019

Kyle

2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.

the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!

by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020