jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

The Lols Of Jericho

Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!

by Mark H August 19, 2004

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

Jericho

A term used to denote a sad excuse for a man that follows blindly in his partner's wake, meeping and pining. One small rejection from her, and he falls. Like the walls.....

'Good God man, you're such a Jericho!'

by paul bodycount May 24, 2016

Uncomfortably Jewish

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

by tactrash October 23, 2008

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009