Jeffin'

The act of kissing ass and/or brown nosing in a person's face when in actuality you really have ill feelings toward that person.Also, this is Kansas City Lingo, but a humongous single. Jeffin' is ass kissin', then talkin' trash, dissin'.

When you see me rolling up, stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', they be like what's up? Stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', yeah you. Stop Jeffin', we ain't cool. Stop Jeffin'.

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

Jeff Buckley

The second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed by the one and only Freddie Mercury.

Jeff Buckley gave us the emotional vocals on "Grace," "Hallejulah," and "Dido's Lament."

by AJB11 August 21, 2005

Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"

Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.

by JrPw November 6, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy

one of the best comedians out there today. Anyone who thinks differently can just bite me!

If your wife tells you "Move this transmission so I can take a bath!" you might be a redneck.

by Tiff April 23, 2005

Jeff Lewis

A very specific photobomb where you pose sitting next to a sleeping person at an airport

"See that guy sleeping on the bench over there? Take my picture, I'm going to Jeff Lewis him"

by GoddessS May 25, 2013

Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.

--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff

by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016

Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

by Little Ochie May 7, 2018