jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Jackin'

1. The action of having sex with yourself by rubbing your penis to when it sperms...

2. The point of pleasuring yourself...

3. A first sexual move that a teenager (mainly) would do (see 1.)

4. Acting like a kid named Jack...

Woh, what happened to you? You're sweating like crazy dude!

I don't want to talk about it...

C'mon! Tell me!

Alright, you know Megan that huge-titied girl?

Yea...

Well, she was at the pool, and she was so HOT! So, I went into the restroom, and I started Jackin' myself...

Oh... Well that's understandable!

by HJxJJ May 16, 2011

blackimus jackimus

You know

Im gonna Blakcimus Jackimus this bitch until she Blackimus Jackimus

by Stormsurge 420 June 24, 2022

jackment

the first conjunction of the word "jack"

"he got jacked"
"jackment of ###"
"allow jackment"

by Yeah man July 24, 2005

jackmaback

is a sexual position only which the italian gods may use for they are the only ones who can accomplish it anyways

jamie, wow i cant believe you did they jackmaback at that party

by jamiepooch September 29, 2008

Jackie po

Jacket potato

Jackie po with beans n cheese :D

by adzuturn March 5, 2011