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Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
by Yaasfag February 5, 2020
mugGet the Italian lawnmug.

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~
by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019
mugGet the italian suitmug.

Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.
Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.
by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017
mugGet the Italian Showdownmug.

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.
When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.
by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020
mugGet the italian sniffmug.

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.
"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."
by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
mugGet the Italian Juggernautmug.

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Short Italianmug.

Italian dinner

Heat up your girls asshole, then take a frozen mozzarella stick and strap it to ur cock. Then continue to cook it by penetrating ur girls asshole.
by queer cum guzzler December 8, 2022
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