A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
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- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok
Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok
Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022
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