Drunker than three SHEETS to the wind. May involve flying an F-18 INTO a real live tiger. Must have Adonis DNA to achieve.
by dontbenotrock March 08, 2011
When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
by Deepthoughts July 01, 2013
1. someone getting very cocky and needing to be told to calm down.
2. a fat cunt with a massive neck needing telling that his neck's fucking massive
2. a fat cunt with a massive neck needing telling that his neck's fucking massive
1 - "Paddy youve been mouthing off all fucking day, so you best wind your neck in before i smash your face through the back of your bastard head"
2 - "Paddy you fat cunt, lose some fucking weight and get your neck wound in"
2 - "Paddy you fat cunt, lose some fucking weight and get your neck wound in"
by Luke Doran September 12, 2005
What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 27, 2010
by danjlmart March 30, 2009
The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.
Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.
by Nigger Gadget June 23, 2017