Pink Pi

Mathematicians’ hypotheses or theorems on the number π that grace the pages of gay math journals, which are clandestinely or covertly circulated to protect the authors from getting fired, especially if they work for a conservative college or faculty that doesn’t condone unnatural relationships.

Due to recurring prejudices against them, a number of first-rate minds decide not to submit their pink pi results to oft-anti-LGBT+ reputable math journals, thus reducing their chances of securing tenure—they think that the criteria for career promotion shouldn’t be influenced by sexual orientation.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021

Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

pink caviar

The female genitalia, from the perspective of performing cunnilingus.

"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"

"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."

by Bob Stein December 12, 2012

Pink sword

A dogs penis.

The young pup unsheathed his pink sword at the dismay of the Pup-stress.

by Johnny best December 2, 2019

pink rattlesnake

A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.

Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?

Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?

Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!

by Scorpio Scorpion January 22, 2018

seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011

Pink fart

(adjective/verb)

Verb: to make something gayer then it needs to be

Adjective: something that is gay in massive amounts

"samantha made me so upset the other day"
"How?"

"She made a fan fiction about spongebob and it was way to much of a pink fart"

by Knatalie faiye March 6, 2021