Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship
by H-Dawg_ May 14, 2015
Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK
Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot
Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK
Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot
Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."
by stig217 March 11, 2010
An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
by Carl Taylor November 07, 2006
The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.
by John Kellis Fernando February 27, 2007
Its a hand, and, its the left one..
by phur riil September 01, 2003
noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
by SeanH October 07, 2004