Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

lerin cod

When Erik and Landon suck each other’s big toes in black ops

Your gay if you read this, Lerin cod

by Bruh morning November 14, 2020

Cods

Slang term for the testicles, or peanuts

*goes to store* *looks in the snack isle*

"I'm gonna get some cods 😏"

by earwax022 October 1, 2021

COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 11, 2023

shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good

"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod

by 69nicger March 6, 2022

cape cod left turn

When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic

Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway

by PeeOnMe1776 July 15, 2023

Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.

Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018