by Doppleganger387 April 03, 2011
A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
by silent bob! October 25, 2018
by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008
by leopold stoch October 16, 2010
Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)
Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)
Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm
Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage
by 570 house October 16, 2010
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(
by miss lily October 02, 2006
When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010