mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

Hurting gaming

When your opponent is running away from you in a first person shooter, and you get to kill them, because they can't fire back.

Bert: "Omg I got him, that's what I call hurting gaming"
Josephine: "Nice bro"

by Hadtod September 24, 2022

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025

Your butt hurt

When someone says your butt hurt you lose any agreement and should probably kill your self

Your butt hurt

by Thecoonman2407 February 21, 2022

Hurted

Intense level of pain

I was playing basketball and I hurted my ankle really bad.

by Stephen4586 December 31, 2023

him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries May 1, 2016