HONEY BRATCHER

An I.T. person <normally a male> who will fix your computer or computer problems while not giving a shit. He/she might eat your food, go through your desk drawers, steal your change, etc.

Rustin: "My computer works better than ever but all of my change is gone, there are crumbs all over my desk, and the dirty picture of my wife is gone from my desk drawers."

Boss: "Sounds like the work of a Honey Bratcher."

by The one-man gang bang March 22, 2012

Albino Honey

Is a reference to male semen due to its whitish color and thick consistency. Though honey is sweet this is not referring to the taste of semen just its color and viscosity.

Ohhhh shit babe, I'm about to cum. Now turn over and get ready for your Albino Honey bath.

by MIKE-CHECKA January 10, 2012

Honey Badger

Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed

Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real

by Yeetersyoot April 22, 2019

Honey Trap

a person who acts they want a relationship, but they are only looking for a sugar daddy/mama.

Sarah: What's the tea sis?

Steph: Remember Chad? Yeah I thought he wanted a relationship but he was just a honey trap.

by Smoothpb23 November 7, 2020

honey in the rock

1. a reference to a passage in the bible, Psalms 81:16

2. something so beautiful you would give your life for it. something more beautiful than the stars and heaven itself.

3. someone who's company you would just as soon spend
eternity with over that of even Jehovah himself.

4. Kristina

is there honey in the rock, has love gone up in smoke, could you be my ever lovin' baby?

by dan peacock December 31, 2008

sorry honey

The small, pea sized lump of poo that shoots out from your womans arse after giving her one in the wrong 'un.

I once found a sorry honey in my bed after a one night stand with a boiler.

by Paulicus July 2, 2003

dick-honey

dick-honey is a guy's cum

Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021