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make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya
by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009
mugGet the make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of heremug.

hockeyer

Todd is a good hockeyer
by Todd July 14, 2003
mugGet the hockeyermug.

The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
mugGet the The Hockey Jerseymug.

Hockey

Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you
Damn hockey is one hell off a sport
by Annonmoniss May 5, 2018
mugGet the Hockeymug.

cold like a streaker at a hockey game

Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised
1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap
by Prill. April 26, 2019
mugGet the cold like a streaker at a hockey gamemug.

Tonsil hockey

Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.
Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.
by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020
mugGet the Tonsil hockeymug.

Playing Hockey

The act of fucking an individual and I mean FUCKING them
heard you and stacy playing hockey last night
by dogs hit June 22, 2022
mugGet the Playing Hockeymug.

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