I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by anonymous March 12, 2022

American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.

My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.

by Baegon April 21, 2022

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

hannah guest

loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"

Person 1: Hannah Guest is great
Person 2: Have you seen her slicked back pony today, so clean girl!

by loveilylily! March 21, 2023

I guess i did?

A sarcastic sentence to dodge an accusation or to downplay something that may or may not have happened.

Scenario 1 (dodge an accusation)
Guy 1: "Didn't you literally say you hate women?"
Guy 2: "I guess I did?"
Scenario 2 (downplay something that may or may not have happened)
Guy 1: "Remember when I asked out the huzz, and she genuinely said yes, and we went on a date?"
Guy 2: "I guess you asked out the huzz?" or "I guess that's what happened?"

by rubystealer February 26, 2026

nth-guessing

The act of second-guessing a second guess, such that it would be a "third-guess" and so on and so forth "n" number of times, "n" being a common variable used to represent an unspecified number.

"I'm stuck in a cycle of nth-guessing everything, but I'm not sure if that's what's going on or not."

by C0rrnupt3d April 25, 2025

No-Repeat Guess Who

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The difference is that a given question can only be asked once over a period of multiple games (usually for the whole weekend, or however long you're trapped in the cabin with nothing to do except play guess who, but possibly forever!).

If someone asks a repeat question, they lose.

Since the number of objective, declarative questions is rather finite, the later stages of No-Repeat Guess Who are similar to subjective guess who.

Questions are identified by their meaning - you can't change the word order, or add a trivial extra phrase, to ask what is essentially the same question twice.

Sample question from No-Repeat Guess Who: "Is your person a member of The Allman Brothers?"

by firebus July 22, 2010