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I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2011
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 5, 2014
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Grunkie

A very grotesque person; gross+chunky
You're Grunkie
by Washed up sloth October 13, 2015
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Grundle Gouda

The thick film of scrotum or vagina sweat/seepage and anus sweat/seepage collected on the grundle leading to an unmistakable stench
I went down on Jamie and immediately came back up because of her grundle gouda.
by El bastardo grande April 28, 2016
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Grungle

(v) To use another person as a weapon. This can be applied to both the act of picking up and swinging, and/or the act of throwing one combatant into another.
If you and John don't stop picking on me, I'm going to use John to grungle you.
by Sheppy Morgan August 8, 2016
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Grundle

I was pressure washing my lawn when a wasp came right up to me and stung me right in my grundle.
by Sgt. Wetwipe June 19, 2016
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