Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
mugGet the horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warmug.
The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018
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nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes
when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.
by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023
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Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls
by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021
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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020
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Grenade Bong

When a grenade horn is used to drink beer vertically, as if it were a beer bong. Grenade Bongs are strictly for "Bros", and should never be used by an actual grenade.

-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.
Tarah K. and Jourdan N. took those Grenade Bongs like champs last night on Thirsty Thursday. They are such Bros!

They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.
by brODU October 21, 2011
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Grenade pussy

A player/person who over uses grenades usually in the 2010 game Halo:Reach.
Aw god damnit! This fucking grenade pussy did'nt even shoot he just used grenades like the dirty little bastard he is! I hate Reach sometimes!
by ColoradoGuy375 April 9, 2020
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