Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.

"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013

googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular

“Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”

by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018

Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.

Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.

by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.

person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.

by manta965 June 28, 2011

got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.

Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.

by Zolenskify December 14, 2020

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017