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god

a man-made concept often used to explain something that humanity does not yet understand.

god is a noun
1. god created man is a belief for many people only because they did know the science of evolution. 2. the idea that jesus is the son of god is only believed because there was no record of who jesus's father was.
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God is another word for Hitler, the man who only did great things
God is so great!
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God loves you more then anyone could
Just call out to him 🙏
God PLEASE help me I need you now like I never have before 🙌
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A fantasy fairy that children are told about so they eat their greens.
Parent:"Timmy eat your broccoli!"
Timmy:"I don't like"
Parent:"if you don't god will send you to hell"
Timmy:"cool, I'm edgy xdd"
Parent"blows up Timmy in the name of a fake fairy"
Timmy*dies*
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Yea,I praised God last night.
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*the one you ask for help when you're drowning but you ignore when you're safe.

**the one who all you have from him to ignore/accept him are three books but you never bothered to read all 3 of them (for example people rather burn Qur'an without knowing whats in it.)

*** the one you CAN know what it is , but you don't want to

the name you cry out when you're in pain
*jasmine crying out in ( joy and ) pain* : uh ! uh ! uh ! Uh my effing GOD !
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