Dirty Goblin

The phrasedirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”
by ANTI_999 August 28, 2021
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Spankin' the goblin

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
by Deadwerewolf July 02, 2013
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Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?
by Allycat88 July 31, 2018
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googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.
I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!
by ojustblazed March 30, 2011
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goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT
by Anyways_so January 20, 2021
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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.
by Goblin king April 17, 2019
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Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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