The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

gabis.glock

The best tik toker out there, super funny and beautiful.

Did you see gabis.glock on tiktok? They’re the best ever

by ilovegabisglocksmbaka March 21, 2021

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

rushan glock

basically a mini gun that is firing B.E.S.H

dang that rushan glock hits hard

by hunju September 9, 2021

Icky Glocky Glaucky

Street name for the low-temperature high-pressure metamorphic mineral Glaucophane

yooo this thin section sample contains some icky glocky glaucky

by DingoPlaysBingo October 13, 2022

Lil’ Glock On The Block

A SoundCloud rapper that makes joke music he is the alter ego, or Slim Shady of Snobby the person who runs a SoundCloud account and makes music.

“Have you seen Lil’ Glock On The Block’s new song?”

“He like Lil’ Glock On The Block!”

by Snobby69 November 10, 2022