glass dick

A pipe used to smoke Crack

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"

by N4rF February 9, 2003

glass bottomed boat

the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner's head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

glark

To slowly grasp the meaning of a word or concept, based on the situation in which it is used.

An eventual understanding of the way things work, unlike zen, in which a sudden flash of insight occurs.

Glarking a concept is about halfway between being clueless, and grokking it.

Usually pertains to computer programming, formerly glork until coders realized (slowly) that glork meant something else.

"It took me a while to glark what the professor was talking about."

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

by downtuning February 29, 2008

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Glashy

The optical illusion of light when squinted at or viewed with astigmatism.

This rain is making the traffic lights all glashy.

by Gregg Nogg March 21, 2011