She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Girlfriendmug. A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
Get the Barnes' Girlfriendmug. when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.
by sassy gay dork February 25, 2017
Get the girlfriend friendmug. by Shit face 1000 September 17, 2022
Get the Daxerentha's Girlfriendmug. A vibe of Girlfriend from FNF. A red dress wearing, ditzy, music loving, auburn haired chick who loves boys, wants to get on with boys on Fridays, and is neurodivergent. Eats hot chip, lies on speaker, shakes titties and kisses her Boyfriend.
Me: What vibe do I give off?
Him: Well you have a red dress, auburn hair, love sitting on speakers, have boy craze, listen to music, eat hot chip and lie. So... you have The Girlfriend Vibe.
Me: *Points Right* Right! That's how you do it!
Him: Well you have a red dress, auburn hair, love sitting on speakers, have boy craze, listen to music, eat hot chip and lie. So... you have The Girlfriend Vibe.
Me: *Points Right* Right! That's how you do it!
by Cherry The Girlfriend March 17, 2023
Get the The Girlfriend Vibemug. When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
Get the girlfriend weightmug. by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
Get the Loving Girlfriendmug.