George W. F. H. Bush

Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.

Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

George W. Bush

A war criminal, along with his accomplice, Tony Blair, who killed thousands of innocent children while sacrificing American soldier on a pointless war, based on the lie that Sudan Hussein had nuclear weapons. He also started a war in Afghanistan, thinking that he could succeed in winning, despite the soviet union being defeated only a decade earlier, however failed miserably when the U.S ran away from the Taliban like a bunch of cowards in 2021, which basically lead to Putin rolling the tanks into the Ukraine.

George W. Bush:
Person 1: What do you think of George W. Bush?
Person 2: He's a fucking war criminal, what did you expect me to say.

by Masterg1 November 15, 2023

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021