Goat Dick

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat the tolet

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".

{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.

by Telephony July 19, 2016

Goat Lips

When a girl give a guy a hickey with her vagina.

Cindy gave Johny goat lips.

by KrazyCosmo August 21, 2006

goat roper

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)

Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!

by KatK November 26, 2007

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Goat Killer Bangs

noun. Very short, blunt cut short bangs, generally found on women with straight hair. Ratio of bang-ed forehead to bare forehead is less than 1. Makes the wearer appear as if they joined a cult in which goats are ceremonially slaughtered.

"Hey, I have to go wash the blood out of my goat killer bangs. I'll see you later!"

by Goat Killerzz August 30, 2011

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

by Anonymous August 16, 2003