friend-zy 

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!

"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"

friend-zy by SSLouise April 26, 2008

Friend Request Waiting Period

The time after someone requests to be your friend on Facebook or some other social media site. This is a lag period in which the invitee receives the offer, contemplates, evaluates the person's looks, number of mutual friends, other hot friends, and general demeanor before accepting the request. This period is very similar to the "two day rule" when getting someone's digits. By stretching the friend request waiting period ever so slightly, it appears that you are not so desperate for a new friend addition.

Guy 1: "Yo I just became friends with this smoking hot chick other day. You should add her and look at her photos."

Guy 2: "Already tried to add her after I saw you became friends with her. She hasn't accepted my request yet."

Guy 1: "Damn. You must be in the friend request waiting period.... good luck with all that."

Friend Request Waiting Period by JoeyBats August 21, 2011

Friend Ladder 

This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".

"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".

Friend Ladder by Saf1 January 25, 2009

friend boy 

a boy who is your friend but you act like you are together but you are not officially.but basically,you are..but you are not

tina: hows your boyfriend doing?
me: oh hes not my boyfriend yet...for now hes just my friend boy

friend boy by friend girl August 19, 2008

Friend Of Tal 

The informal name for IGN moderators, who are a group of posters who traded in their dignity for a modship and are disallowed to make critical comments about the company for their questionable methods. Many act like yes-men for IGN. Named after Tal Blevins.

Metaltopia is a friend of Tal.

Friend Of Tal by Marshall Rousso May 3, 2006

Friend thief

when you introduce 2 of your good friends to each other, and they both leave you behind and spend more time with each other

"Jim introduced chris to sophie, and they got on well. so well in fact that they left jim behind! Chris and sophie are both friend thiefs"

Friend thief by chim chimmity January 19, 2009

Friend Stealer 

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

Friend Stealer by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010