freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Freudian nip

When you have a Freudian slip, then have another one while trying to explain yourself.

How was your ass today?
My ass?
Dammit, I meant class. Freudian nip... DAMMIT.

by NawDude January 6, 2011

freshman flesh

Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.

Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.

Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.

by Natki February 19, 2011

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

Fresnobook

(V.) The act of over sharing your life on social media, often including a passive aggressive jab at someone else, a verse from the Bible, and/or a quote from a self-help guru.

'I had to drop Joe from my friends list. Dude was Fresnobooking about his baby momma again.'

'Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run my life. YOLO' -example of to Fresnobook

by DJ Trainwreck March 14, 2015

fresser

Yiddish for a big eater; usually applied with at least a small degree of admiration; generally, no double entendre is intended

After baby Jacob guzzled down 10 ounces of formula in one sitting, his grandfather declared, "This one's a fresser."

by Defining Mike July 30, 2016

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016