fecuntus

A fetus that gives a mother a rough time during pregnancy

The fecuntus would constantly move when ever the mother would try and relax

by Antay27 December 11, 2024

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fecaline

The action of taking a dump in a bowl and shaping it to resemble a cat

Stranger 1: why does the cat stink?

Stranger 2: It's made of shit

Stranger 1: Fecaline?

Stranger 2: Yes

by The_Lamb January 8, 2025

fecal funny

when it's a vargskelethor stream it's fecal funny

"have you seen Joel's new Shareware Madness stream?"

"yeah that was totally fecal funny dot com!"

by HoshimiMiyabi March 24, 2025

Fecundmania

Compulsion to have (as) many children (as possible).

fr. (Latin) fecendus "fruitful" or "fertile" + (Greek) mania "madness" or "frenzy"

A recent leak of an email by Elon Musk asking a woman to have his child, as well as donate eggs to be implanted into surrogates, indicates he has severe fecundmania.

by AmboNec April 17, 2025

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Fecunt

(pronounced fec-unt - /ˈfɛk.ʌnt/)

Someone who is relentlessly and exhaustingly inventive, constantly producing new ideas, systems or solutions with little regard for long-term impact, sustainability or existing tools. A fecunt may be brilliant, but their unchecked creativity often leaves behind confusion, complexity and a mess for others to clean up. Common in tech but by no means limited to it. Equal parts inspiration and chaos.

Etymology:
Blend of fecund (fertile, especially in ideas) and cunt.

“He built a custom deployment pipeline when there was already one approved. Total fecunt energy.”

“Why rewrite the ticketing system in Rust? Stop being a fecunt.”

“She’s got five side projects, three productivity systems, and a whiteboard full of diagrams. Certified fecunt.”

“We had a working solution, but the fecunt couldn’t resist ‘optimising’ it into oblivion.”

“Brilliant? Sure. But he’s a fecunt. Every tool he makes needs its own wiki.”

by eeevrm August 8, 2025