Cock Fountain

A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown, although there are some possible meanings. It may possibly describe the way a penis when pointed upward(toward the ceiling, sky, etc.) looks like when it ejaculates or urinates, causing it to look similar to a water fountain. It may possibly mean a fountain that instead of containing water, has one or more penises. It is not known how such a fountain would function, but the penises likely would be artificial and very small in size.

Person A: ...Captain Falkan.
Person B: Did you just say cock fountain?!
Person A: No dude, what the hell! I said Captain Falkan.
Person B: For real, it sounded like you said cock fountain. He said cock fountain, right?
Person C: Dude, you're a fucking dumbass.

by Beaner_Jose December 9, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

where i am currently in full time education. we albino hemophiliacs need a place where we can work and play together and chew each other's ears, and stay inside all day in darkness away from the sun

i go to the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs because i am an albino hemophiliac

by bizzle dizzle the kizzle shizzle nizzle September 18, 2003

Flunty

A person who does not go to where they are supposed to be, as if fleeing away.

Dave aint in Maths? What a Flunty.

by dare devil boi June 24, 2008

FUNT

"FUNT" is a word mostly used with all capital letters. It is to be used as a one word reply to a Facebook status which which whinges about pointless stuff or is depressive, sad, or lame!

Kim Smith has had a really stressful day.

Sam Bromley: FUNT!

by Razorriot July 18, 2010

Funtbunter

A funtbunter is someone who loiters around in city centres and shits on historic buildings and monuments.

Dude, that crazy mofo has just done a shit on the city hall steps.

Yes he's a funtbunter!

by Fc Fotze December 24, 2010

Funtastrophe

When you do something fun that turns catastrophic.

I was having a fun time playing video games all night long but it turned into a catastrophe when I forgot to do my project due today. It was a Funtastrophe.

by topgun2021 November 21, 2011

Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011