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Fart Fetish

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by poofart96 August 21, 2023
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Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
by O2L January 8, 2016
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fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.
I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.
by Edfoo August 17, 2016
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Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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