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Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
by O2L January 8, 2016
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fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.
Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?
by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
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fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.
I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.
by Edfoo August 17, 2016
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Fart Fetish

Why are you searching this?
by poofart96 August 21, 2023
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injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.
Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.
by 88-0554 September 19, 2013
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