Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 29, 2020

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020

fecal tornado

When you spray the toilet or entire bathroom with fecal spray.

After eating Taco Bell, I left a fecal tornado in the bathroom.

by fecal artist September 11, 2021

Feck

Frck is what is used by brittles old Irishmen who do not swear

What the feck are you doing

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Fecalmancy

The practice of divination through examining and ingesting faecal matter.

1. "Hey John, why are you eating shit out of the middle of that pentagram?"

"It's called 'Fecalmancy' and it's an art"

by Octomelon February 1, 2022

FECINSIDE EN TUILET

when u shit in the toilet but it kinda lowkey out of this world

Bill: bro what happened to our toilet
Brody: FECINSIDE EN TUILET!!

by Dr. Brodeinstein October 27, 2023

Fecund-Awareness

The art of being aware, with minimal stimuli, that something be rotten.

Frank’s fecund-awareness was going off the charts when he noticed how fake ass everyone was being towards him, ON GOD!

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023