Rim Eye

Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.

Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.

"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"

"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."

by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012

eyes to yourself

quit looking

keep your eyes to yourself

by babyfood69 May 29, 2016

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018

Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.

Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.

by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009

eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

Eye Sore

Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.

"That house on the corner is such an eye sore."

by Zeenuts September 15, 2019

Robo eyes

Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.

I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.

by thexshattered February 28, 2010