Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.

“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”

by Chillosophy August 5, 2018

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

Dutch chimney

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face

I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.

by Muffins. November 9, 2019

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 4, 2018