additional "freight" charge added to the bill for goods or services by an unscrupulous businessman or retail worker. For a "normal" or regular customer this charge would not be applied. However the person charged for dummy freight would appear to be of much lower than average IQ. Similar to asshole tax.
Boy the boss is going to happy with me! I just hit the last two customers for dummy freight. I'm going to get a raise!
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
by slipsheet April 25, 2006
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by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011
Get the dump n pump mug.1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.
2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.
*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.
*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"
2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
by ookie badookie March 11, 2012
Get the dump rape mug.The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
Verb:
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
by ukohaK May 15, 2014
Get the dumpdate mug.The art of peering at girls asses. Can be announced amongst friends discreetly to bring attention to the glorious sights.
by r0wl4nd March 2, 2015
Get the Dumper Watch mug.The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 17, 2015
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