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Driver's Twitch

When someone cuts in front of you in a car or almost hits you while driving. They reach up a touch their forehead or scratch their head or rub they're face in shame.
Did you see that guy almost hit us! There goes the Driver's Twitch!
by watchin ya July 9, 2010
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Slutty Driver

One who drives scantily clad, while screaming "Let's Get Numb!"
Did you hear that chick Kenz on the highway screaming "Let's get numb!", that girl was SUCH a slutty driver.

Dmitri has been a slutty driver ever since he got his license, always wanting to get numb down route 4.
by shareadeck March 14, 2009
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Sleepy Driver

Where person gives head while driving.
That girl looked like she was yawning like a sleepy driver.
by Air Horn July 5, 2009
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slew-driver

to go in hard on somebody for making a idiotic statement, beyond a par. you shank them with the slew-driver and dont stop the slewage until they realise what a bumbaclart statement they have made
Bashy: Who enjoyed Top Boy Tonight...? I did...Episode 3 Tomorrow!

Jamie: Ur acting was amazing guess BRITS payed off fam

TuPat Òő: ‎@JAMIE wen was bashy in it? its not dubplate drama, i beg you comment back so i can shank you with the slew-driver pure poomplex movements
by tupat November 1, 2011
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forty-mile-driver

some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
by earlfrew April 16, 2009
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Djiboutian bus driver

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.
"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"
by n00bfragger October 22, 2013
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unofficial uber driver

Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.

My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
by Sempitality July 12, 2017
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