douchebag

Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag!

or

Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

douchebag

1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009

douchebag

An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.

That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.

by SJcuz December 29, 2009

Douchebag

Criss Angel.

Criss Angel is a douchebag.

by CSB84 August 1, 2010

Douchebag

If you are reading this you are a DOUCHEBAG

(Your Name) is a douchebag.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Douchebag

1. An individual one doesn't feel guilty hating.
2. The close cousin of the total asshole.
3. Dominick Dinapoli

Wow, Dominick is a douchebag

by Hunter Pitkin August 11, 2008

douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

by yzfpt April 28, 2010