Dong dazzle

This can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb in many instances of extreme "Weiner Happyness"

"Damn Woman, you just Dong Dazzled me!", "Dustin came over last night and freakin Dong Dazzled Me!", "That would make him a Dong Dazzler!"

by Dustbuster22 May 16, 2010

Dublin dong

A very long penis with an abnormally large and a mishapen head sometimes resembling a shamrock.

Mike’s got that Dublin dong which is as rare as finding a four leaf clover.

by MakeItSexy July 11, 2019

Dinosaur dong

Big asss dick

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big

by Stormii_Amanda November 13, 2022

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.

My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.

by Libtarb August 15, 2021

Dong Thap

Thappin ya meat on a surface to assert dominance

I walked in and just did a dong thap on the table, those bitches loved it

by CrunchyPooStain May 21, 2021

dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.

Dong Wang lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election.

by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020