Doofensmirts Bug

A bug that only eat pasturized cheese, and pizza. It lives in toasters and in summer they migrate to air conditioners where they then lay eggs and the eggs spread all over the house.

Look , the Doofensmirts Bug is eating my pasturized cheese!

by Thatbandtrashyouhate.hi June 1, 2018

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

dooferhackdack

The description of a ripped butthole
Or another word for piece of shit

Kendra stop being such a dooferhackdack.

Omg my butthole ripped!! I have a dooferhackdack!

by Zuzistyles February 27, 2018

Doofers

Feet

Ew get 'em sweaty doofers away from me!

by Publicwhobreach July 6, 2018

doofers

Feet

Ew get 'em sweaty doofers away from me!

by Publicwhobreach July 6, 2018

Different

Wrong

Me: League of Legends is better than Minecraft

You: Well, i think it is not...

Me: thinks "that guy is different than me" Wrong

by Maybe_Ill_Go_Inside July 24, 2018

Doofenheimer

A fat cat that is a nazi.

The Doofenheimer tried to gas me!

by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018