Deflection

When a MAGAt Republican has no evidence to back up their claim, so they resort to “Hunter Biden’s laptop” or “Hillary’s emails” or anything to tap dance around the question.

Republictard: “Democrats stoled the election”.

Democrats: “Do you have any evidence of the election being stolen?”

Republicans: “UH…. UH…..HUNTER BIDEN’s LAPTOP”

Democrats: “Ah yes. The old deflection tactic”.

by Deflection June 10, 2023

DetectaNoDefence

DetectaNoDefence is a word for how Horrible Pro Fifa Player: DetectableX's Defence in-game is

(Originated by Olashey & xJayCharleston)

DetectaNoDefence back at it again!

by Olashey July 4, 2023

Detectivate

The activation of detecting.

You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.

by Pauneal July 13, 2023

DEFLECT TO KIDS

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

defecastration

A mixture of the words "defecate" and "castration", this word refers to when you shit so hard, your dick falls off.

Scenario 1:
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.

Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.

by thegreyvytrain October 8, 2023

defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.

“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”

by RedDog318 October 21, 2023

detective board thingy

the board that has push pins and red string. it is commonly used in context with detectives and stuff.

I saw them use a detective board thingy on the show "Blue Bloods".

by slay... i guess December 28, 2023