dirty dominguez

Dirty Dominguez is when you fist fuck a midget in the ass and smear the fist on his lips

Tyrone dirty dominguezed little Trevor, inserted his fist into Trevors ass and smeared his fist on his lips and forced him to lick his lips clean

by Carl Calebaza May 15, 2022

Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017

Ass-hole dating

When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.

"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.

by TallyTod May 27, 2017

Gay Chubby Dating

A popular fetish among autistic kids. Similar in concept to a furry, but without a fur suit. The name is self explanatory to what it includes, but if you don't know, it involves gays (or lesbians) who are chubby to morbidly obese going on a date (preferably McDonald's)

John: What is your fetish?
Jack: It may be weird, but it is "Gay Chubby Dating"

by LammaMamma June 10, 2018

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

damminga

A huge penis.

All the girls love Dave because he has a damminga.

by Shibby June 5, 2003

daring

synonymous to Zelda

"Did you hear? It was so daring, he totally pulled a Zelda!"

by smartwaterstuff September 26, 2011