DAD

Dumb Ass Douche

Don’t be such a DAD!

by Big Back Daddy December 13, 2024

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

Dad

Dad,the guy that will always be there for you.Yeah maybe he’s made some mistakes…but he’s still here.The parent that will always back you up,gives you the best hugs and kisses and always listens to you.He gives things that you’ve always wanted but never asked about.He will always know about you.Even if your other parent never cared,never did any of the things he did.It doesn’t matter.Dad will make you feel complete.It doesn’t matter if your wrong or right he will always be there.ALWAYS.

I love you dad.

by juicymangos:3 August 26, 2025

dad

father

daad im hunrgy
hi hungry im dad
why did you name me this way why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by kyeb January 3, 2026

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal

person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay

by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 3, 2022