ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

custy

Adjective describing anything/one that is dirty; sexually or otherwise.

-Oshawa is soooo custy
-The movie "Saw" takes place in a custy room with a toilet.
-Yo Momma so custy, she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing in her own crabs.

by Anigav 2 December 9, 2008

custy

adj., noun
A custy is defined as someone who is dirty and smelly. It also refers to someone who's life is a complete waste of space. It can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

1. Person A: Corti just stole my half handle of Burnett's Peach.

Person B: What a custy.

2. Corti is such a dirty custy.

by jonbouch April 14, 2007

Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

by K February 16, 2015

tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 16, 2008

Custard Pie

A cream pie for those over the ages of 65

1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!

by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021