crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 07, 2013

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts February 14, 2011

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby May 01, 2022

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 07, 2013

Crotch Kitty

A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.

"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."

by WhiteGhettoGURL July 27, 2012

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 09, 2016

Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 03, 2013