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real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009
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good riddance with those critters

The equivalent to hiccups, what "bless you" is to sneezing.
Corey: "Hiccup!!"

Nick: "Good riddance with those critters."

Corey: "Thank you"
by classeh September 23, 2012
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CRITICAL!

Dan Owen getting butt-fucked by RnR...
As stated, Butt-fuck session between Dan Owen and RnR
by A2K March 25, 2003
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critter

A term used for an extremely ugly girl
Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters
by Shit Show September 28, 2006
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Critta

Awesome but lazy person, means well but has no enthusiasm for life.
I really like him, but he's such a Critta!
by HaPPinUt February 19, 2011
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Critch

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.
Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.
by WordOfTheday February 20, 2013
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critical observation

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?
by the fuck? October 28, 2013
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